Congratulations, you’ve come this far…..

You must really like my work if you’re looking in the contact section… That or you despise it…. In fact you hate it so much that you deem it necessary to contact me…. Well then… There is a secret hidden message somewhere on this page. Hint: it is my personal contact information… if you can find it, you may contact me… however if you cannot find it… then you probably shouldn’t contact me :(

At this point, you may be thinking to yourself… “But Marcel, I have this amazing opportunity for you, it’s so good, it will make both of us very wealthy, why can’t you make this easy for all of us and just give us your gmail address”

Well, there is a perfectly good reason for that! If I make my email address easily accessible to anyone, then I expose myself to even more amazing offers from the many great companies selling male growth hormones. Or the wealthy Nigerian kings who have informed me of my many unknown deceased wealthy relatives who require my full name and personal banking information in order to send me riches beyond my wildest dreams… I can hardly keep up with it  

However, if you are still struggling to contact me, you may attempt to email me here, though I rarely check emails sent to the address below

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